On the way home from lunch today, I was stopped at a stop sign and I couldn't make a left turn that I wanted to. Heidi was with me and I said "no left turn?" which immediately made me start singing "no right turn...no left turn...what can you do?"
Heidi was floored when I continued with the following bit that I think she hadn't thought of in 30 years.
This is the kind of stuff that if I could get it out of my brain, I'd be thousands of times smarter. And probably be able to find my car keys.
(This video has a scandalously low 33 views on YouTube. This needs to be remedied.)