For reasons completely and utterly unknown to me, I have rediscovered "Jimmy Jimmy" - that Madonna MASTERPIECE from True Blue. It contains some of the most stellar lyrics Madge has ever written, including such gems as:
"Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why do fools fall in love with fools like you?"
"Oop shoo boop, oop boop shoo la la la"
It is Madonna cheese at, well, nearly the all time worst. But I can't get enough of it these days.
However, in all seriousness, it has a killer bridge as so many Madonna songs do.
I will not post it here though. Despite the fact that it is 22 years old (WTF??? When did this happen?) and this blog gets very little traffic compared to some sites, Madonna's people will surely find it and then sue me into bankruptcy. But you can watch a fan made video of it here, and listen to the song.
That is, if you dare.
For the record, Madonna's look in the picture above is one that I consider to be her worst. And that's including the "Boy Wonder with a gold tooth" look from the Erotica days.